Okay I know my title is a bit of a stereotype, but why are people (especially most boomers I know) so stressed out about going on vacation? What is it about booking flights, finding activities, or making dinner reservations that makes them so anxious. Boomers, I want yall to relax. Please see my letter to you below.
Dear Boomer*,
You seem very stressed every time I see you on a vacation or discussion upcoming travel plans. Whether we are in Rome and your private transfer that your travel agent swore would be there waiting for you does not show up (no problem, use uber or a taxi 😊) or you are in Costa Rica, miserable in a small rental apartment wondering why you didn’t stay at a hotel (for a few dollars a night more). Maybe you hate the airport, but then went ahead booking a flight that includes transiting because it saved you five dollars or you find planes uncomfortable, but instead of spending 100 dollars more for extra legroom, you went out for that extra dinner with your friends. Travel doesn’t and should not be stressful. Boomers, now that I have your attention, let me give you some advice.
Boomer Issue 1: Airports are crowded, planes are cramped, and lines are long
I know you all were around pre-9/11 when security was virtually optional and checking bags was easier. But you know now that those days are over. Why not fork over the 350 dollars for a luxury credit card that includes TSA Pre fees (see what I did there) and lounge access? With TSA Pre you get a much shorter line and lounge access keeps you away from the crowds. Easy Peasy! Then spend that extra 100 dollars for economy plus! 450 dollars for one economy plus seat, lounge access for the year with food and drinks, and free TSA Pre for years for free and shorter/quicker lines. 450 sounds expensive but stay home a few more times a month and cook, I assure you it’s also better than those honestly, mediocre restaurants you go to. Plus if you read the fine print of those credit cards, you will easily earn that money back in benefits and credits. OR just get over yourselves, deal with the fact the airport is crowded and just arrive early,
Boomer Issue 2: Vacations are soooo expensive
Weren’t the 70s-90s great? You could stay at a lovely Sheraton somewhere nice for like 90 dollars a night! A lot of things were cheaper back then, and Sheratons weren’t dumps either. It was also 40 years ago….Why are people always looking to save money when going on vacation? I am not advocating you go bankrupt, but you know what saves more money than a cheap vacation? Staying home. There is a delicate balance. Yes, an Airbnb in the middle of nowhere or in a dangerous neighborhood is enticing, but it is also stress inducing. Stay somewhere nice or stay home or don’t complain. :). And please please please do not book with expedia or one of those cheaper sites. Do you think your airline or hotel is going to give two sh*ts about you when something goes wrong?
Boomer Issue 3: Booking flights is stressful!
What is it about booking flights that stresses people out so much? People spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on useless sh*t all the time, but when it comes to flights everyone is so scared to click purchase. I guess in the 80s and 90s calling a travel agent, booking the seats and waiting for the tickets to arrive via snail mail was painful, but now we can do this with 3 clicks and an instant email confirmation emerges. What are you so afraid about? Purchase the tickets! If you are worried you made a mistake you have 24 hours to double check and receive all your money back on every USA based airline. Even afterwards, you will still get a flight credit, so what are we worried about? You don’t need to call your children or travel agent (are we still using those? LOL kidding they have a lot of value, but they would be the first to tell you to book flights directly), just do it!
Boomer Issue 4: What do I pack!
I can assure you that if you are a boomer who stresses about packing, you are not going anywhere you cannot get anything you would need. If you are worried about what to pack, I doubt you are climbing Everest, or riding on the Mongolian Steppe or trekking the Camino de Santiago. My guess is you are on your way to Mexico, a cruise, maybe Europe? All these places sell everything. Just pack what you think you need and be done. You can always buy toiletries or more clothes wherever you are going. Ideally don’t even check luggage as that is stressful too. Did you know other countries also have this thing called LAUNDRY! Mexico has Costco!
Boomer Issue 5: I hate long flights and connecting
So don’t travel far and don’t connect. Choose a destination that is easy to get to if that is important to you. I love the airport and don’t mind connecting, but I also have my criteria for choosing a vacation to ensure I will love it. Hate connecting? Don’t do it! If connecting is your only option to get to X, choose Y instead!
Boomer Issue 5: What do we do and where do we eat!
How do you find restaurants or activities in Phoenix or South Florida? Google that sh*t, ask your hotel, ask your travel agent, post on Facebook! While it is totally not my thing, book an overnight tour or cruise if you don’t want to do the research. I assure you if you go overseas, any restaurant you eat at will be better than anything near your retirement community or suburban home.
Boomers, I want you to shift your mindset. When you decide you are ready for a vacation or to travel, focus on what excites you. Choose a destination that you are enthusiastic about, you always wanted to see or you have some kind of connection with. You don’t need to go on the new cruise because your neighbors raved about it or go to Cancun because your MAGA friends love it. Go where you want!
Vacation is exciting, and if it isn’t something you are looking forward to due to various stress points, don’t go! There are other ways to spent money. Vacation isn’t meant to be a way to save or pinch your pennies. Sure, make choices that help manage your budget, but please ensure those choices don’t impact your excitement level. If you feel uneasy about your destination or finances, Always remember, it’s okay to cancel your vacation.
Your favorite Millennial,
Andrew
*Boomers who have disposable income who choose to travel